As a messaging and Web security company, we see our fair share of spam in helping our customers get rid of theirs. Recently, I got curious and went poking around to see what new things spammers are trying to sell or announce and I found myself laughing hysterically. Some of the subject lines were just too priceless. I’ve put together a collection of my favorite, most ridiculous spam subjects…and of course I had to add a little commentary.
10. Viagra Soft Tabs
Isn’t that an oxymoron?
9. Your social status will grow with a more serious watch
So the mullet won’t matter much, eh?
8. Equip your battleship with main caliber!
7. With our watches, boring time will go faster
Time travel!? Does it make dinner too?!
6. Try this crap!
With that marketing, it’s a wonder you can sell ANY crap!
5. It’s over!
So why are you still emailing me!?
4. You know where we are?
Yeah! In my junk mail folder…where you belong!
3. Crazy about bling
Or just blingin’ crazy!
2. Answer your phone!
Dude, you’re in my junk folder. You think I’d take a call from you!?
And our all-time favorite…
1. I’m Batman, I demand reply.
Well, I’m certainly not one to argue with Batman…
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